Anyone with a low IQ, or who hasn't got a job, watches the Maury show.
It's Americas version of Jeremy Kyle, but sadly the host is a crypt keeper looking mother fucker who has absolutely no talent, and contributes nothing to the program other than pointless comments he dribbles out his mouth in a stroke-like fashion..
Sha runs to come and get me, apparently i have to see this episode (it's a repeat)..
'Who's the father'. You know the deal. Guy has kids, pretends they ain't his, has to get a DNA Test..and the
dude on this show is a dad that you WANT to fail the test...
The 'guests' on this show, are real class acts.
There are two kids, with two mums, and one father who is denying any link to either of them..
"THEY AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKIN KIDS" (it's bleeped but u get the idea)
So...they make the 'man' take a DNA test..But before the results come in, he has a few
choice words about the kids that could quite possibly be his..
"LOOK, HOW THESE SUPPOSED TO BE MY KIDS, THIS ONE (the boy) GOT A HEAD LIKE STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY"
..All the audience fall out laughing...
"AND THIS THING (the little girl) LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!"
Suprise suprise, DNA results come back, and they are both his kids. Despite the amazing
comments he said about both his children, he ain't convinced..
"WHERE'S THE REAL MOTHERFUCKIN' DNA TEST"