Monday 9 April 2012

He's a good kid..I think he's Italian



"Timmy, you know who invented the telephone?

It wasn't Alexander Graham Bell, that cocksucker stole the idea.

You know who invented the telephone?

Antonio Meucci!

ITALIAN!

You know who invented electricity Timmy?

Not no fokin' American, it was Allessandro Volta!

ITALIAN!

The atomic bomb?

Enrico Fermi!

ITALIAN!

You know who invented the DILDO?!

AMERICAN!

YOU KNOW WHO INVENTED THE PLASTIC PUSSY?!

AMERICAN!

ALL THE FOKIN' DUMB SHIT!"

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