-Leaving out a burger for 24 hours, then microwaving it, is not cool or hygienic. It's fucking bate and purely trampy.
-Yo if i get up at six in the morning and get you your breakfast, you're supposed to say thankyou. Right? Apparently not.
-I'm not wasting food. You're not eating them. If flies are in my living area, i'm dashing out your apples.
You're hoarding. An it's bate.
-If you take a shower and i can still smell you, it's a problem.
-I am not "Mr Fussy". Last time you used that bottle of BBQ sauce i CLEARLY saw you lick the top of the bottle. I'm good.
**SHIT ON THE TOILET SEAT IS NOT KOSHER**
-Showering at least once a day does not make me a germophobe.
-When i am listening to this,
Please do not interupt me by telling me to listen to the station you are listening to,
that is playing this,