In New York I was taught through a mixture of observation, trial and error, plus heads that did me a solid an dropped a few jewels on me, how to behave in American prison…
What to do…
What not to do…
How to basically do time in a way that is respectful to others and in turn leads people to respect you too…
Sadly…
None of this
seems to apply at the Moshannon Valley Summer Camp…
At first I thought everyone here was
crazy.
Perhaps it is me…
For example…
Farting in a communal area is not
just bad etiquette in real prison. Oh
no…
A “mating-call” is the name given to
this practice.
But in the holiday camp?
Dudes are way out of line…
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Farting next to people eating,
busting shots in crowded areas, I seen a guy bend over in front of like four
dudes and bust a fart!
Am I losing my mind?!
How the fuck is this shit normal behaviour?!
This is supposed to be prison!
Maybe I’m losing it…
Maybe I’m the one who is burnt the
fuck out.
But…
How the fuck…
Like…
When the fuck did it become ok to walk around the unit in a fucking towel like a broad?
I must have missed that
announcement.
I must have missed the announcement
that said it’s ok to sleep with no draws
on…
In a fucking dormitory.
Motherfuckers sleeping with their
bare bum cheeks hanging off the bed…
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