Now you know.

"YOU KNOW WHY MOTHERFUCKIN' CRACKERS HATE US?"

"..No.."

*enthusiastically grabs his crotch*

"cos of our DICKS!"

"White envy of the black phallus is addressed unconsciously when whites
constantly concern themselves with the comparative size of the black phallus
versus the size of the white phallus.
 This concern is raised in the form of the following question"
Is the black male's penis really greater in size than that of the white male?"
 This should help to explain why white males who wish others to view them or
wish to view themselves as strong, powerful and more important, puff and suck
on huge BLACK cigars. Indeed, the more important they wish others to believe
they are, the longer the cigar. Perhaps the foul odour is to draw the attention
of others to themselves with their long BLACK cigars (their symbollic phallus).
 Also, the more powerful and important the white male percieves himself,
the longer is his BLACK limousine. Both the car and cigar can be viewed as
phallic symbols..
..It is again little wonder that white men build missiles shaped in the form of
phalluses, paint them white and use them to annihilate peoples of colour
around the world." -Dr Frances Cress Welding, The Isis Papers

"WHY YOU THINK WHITE BITCHES BE WATCHIN' BROTHERS GOIN' TO PLAY IN
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' NBA!? COS THEY LOVE SEEIN' N****R'S FLYIN' THROUGH THE
AIR DUNKIN' THEM BALLS!! They be picturin' the black man DUNKIN' THAT ASS!!"