fucking weekends

I hate the bloody weekends.
We get no post.
 Even though i usually don't get anything, i
still like the idea that i MIGHT get something! It's something to look
forward to, still...

 This weekend has been pretty uneventful.
Well, depending what way you look at it i guess..

 Some Guards in the jail ain't so bad. They understand that we are
human beings, just like them...they don't give us any unesecary aggrevation.
 Certain dudes, and women, will turn a blind eye to people smoking, gambling and
even the odd bout of fistycuffs..
 They just don't give a fuck. They're here to get their pay cheque, not bust peoples
balls that are already in a very very low standard of living conditions. It's much appreciated :)

 Then you have the Other kind..
Draconian cocksuckers, these fucking dick sneezes wake up with nuts on their chin, a dick in their
mouth and shit on their noses, from constantly opening up the butt cheeks of life, and welcoming
the shitty breeze of 'the man', farting in their stupid fucking faces.
 In a scatty nutshell, these people love their jobs, and take great pleasure in doing everything in their power
to make our lives as miserable as possible.

 They come in two varieties...
First, the vexed female. Possibly the best way i could describe this kind, is by using the same
comment that is made a thousand times by every inmates when they are on duty...
"Man, this bitch clearly ain't getting fucked..either that or her man is a sucker n****r"

 The other kind is a small dicked police academy reject,
man's clearly trying to make up for something. Moron.

 Anyhow,
on Friday, we were blessed with a certain vexed female guard. What a delight that was.
 She was kind enough to shut off the power to the microwaves an hour early, for absolutely no
reason..keep us in our cells an hour after we were supposed to be let out, then after letting us out
for no longer than fifteen minutes, 'accidently' presses the panic button, flooding the unit with angry
guards and resulting in us all being on lock down for the rest of our evening. Thankyou miss R******,
You're the greatest x

..Fucking whore.

 Saturday i almost bashed some numbskulls brain in with a metal tray, all over a soap dish.
 He got sent to the SHU later that day though, after he packed all his belongings up and ran scared
to the guard saying he couldn't live in this unit anymore..all because the BHB Blood (Bounty Hunter Blood) he was
sharing his cell with was extorting money and food from him..
 Just before he got moved though, he walked upto the blood, flinched like he was going to punch him (but didn't), the
blood smacked him one and they BOTH got sent to the SHU..
..More than likely to share a cell together..Have fun with that mate :D

 Today has been pretty uneventful too.
Worked out, took a few 'New York Shits', nothing earth shatteringly epic.
 Everyone has been shouting and going on spastic about some American footbal game, i think
it was the Giants Vs the Jets or some bullshit..Asif i give a flying fuck about american football!
 I only see it, and only ever will see it as rugby for pussies.
Call me ignorant..i guess you could be right. You can't blame me for trying to fit in though right ;)

 Oh, before i forget..some things you can't make up.
Today, sitting at the computer, someone genuinely asked me how to spell 'mmhmm', and
asked me if England was in London.
 Ghod help mei.