"Don't be stealin' my recipes motherfucker!"

Ok.

You're here..

That's established.

The fact that you ain't goin' anywhere for a hot minute
takes a little longer to sink in..

When it finally does?

It's time to adapt and make the most out of what you've got..

When i was in the town i used to get a fryup pretty much every day.

Although that ain't quite possible at the moment,

It doesn't stop motherfuckers from trying..

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**Sunday Breakfast**

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*Ingredients*

-Omellettes from the line
-Hot n Spicy Halal Sausage
-Potatoes from the line
-Velveeta cheese
-Sazon seasoning
-Garlic
-Pepper

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-Chop up the garlic. Like they do in Goodfellas.

-Chop up the halal joint.

-Put chopped up sausage on brown paper,
add Sazon, salt and pepper.

-Open up omellettes,
add extra cheese, Sazon, salt and pepper, garlic, close the motherfucker up.

-Place all potatoes in the bottom of brown paper bag,
sprinkle some Sazon, salt and pepper, garlic and chopped up pieces of Velveeta cheese,
close up the bag and shake it up.

-Nuke halal joint for about a minute or two,
long enough for it to start to fry, drain the oil.

-Nuke omellettes for a minute so that the cheese is melted.

-Nuke potatoes for about two minutes,
stop halfway through to mix them all up/shake the bag.

-Make coffee.

-Serve up onto plastic plates..

"Man is either a victim of fate or master of his own destiny"

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