"Timdog if you can buy milk outside, why would you keep a cow in your house?"
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"Son, you look 19 years old, don' ever fuckin' cut your beard that short"
"Yeah? Most people tell me it looks better!"
"That's 'cos n****rs want you to look sexy, like Beyonce"
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"Yo my n****r, i ain't done SHIT! I'm chillin', i see cops rollin' up so i drop the hammer,
these motherfuckers throw me up on the wall, find the hammer, an try sayin' it's MINE,
how the FUCK is that my shit.."
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"No you wouldn't. I've had Streetfighter since it came out on the SNES, that's, like, 1990,
like 20 years ago or some shit, you wouldn't."
"fuck all that shit my n****r, This is 19-90-12 motherfucker!"
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"Look at these two wrinkled up crackers"
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"Bunkie, you know why woman talk so much? Because they have a four lips"
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"My back hurts. I was running. In the cemetery. Somebody wasn't dead, he woke up. It was chaos."
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*someone farts in crowded, warm surroundings*
"N****r is wilin' out man! unbelievable!"
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