big dicks

Being locked in a room with someone can lead to some very meaningful conversations.

"Yo Dog"

"what"

"YO DOG!"

"what do you want"

"you know what they used to call your boy in the street?"

*exhale*

"what"

"They used to call me 'Dick for Days'!"

:D

"Timdog?"

"You're a fucking idiot"

"Dog for real! There was this club in LA where you had to pull your dick out to get in!"

"That sounds bate"

"If it was big you got in for free!"

:/

"If you had the BIGGEST dick an alarm would go off!"

"shut the fuck up man"

"I set the motherfucker off everytime! A fuckin' SIREN! WOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

"you're talking out your ass"

..People next door can hear your conversations and usually join in..

"Yo! What the fuck you talkin' about! Pull your dick out!? Sounds like a fucking gay club!"

"IT WEREN'T NO MOTHERFUCKIN' GAY CLUB! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT ANYWAY
YOU SILLY N****R!"

"Sounds like some gay shit to me man, you sure you wasn't on some YMCA shit? Who was you,
the poh-leece or the Indian dude :D "

"I WAS THE N****R DRESSED AS A SNAKE, WITH THE SNAKE DICK MOTHERFUCKER!"

"You sure 'bout that? You sure you wasn't TAKIN' dick?"

"NAH, I WAS THE FIREMAN, PULLIN' OUT A HOSE FULL'A DICK! LADDER 69, N****R!"

"Yeah right! silly n****rrrrrrr!!!!!!"

"I get invited to the 'Big Dick Ball' every year n****r, you wouldn't know nothin' about that player"


"Yo, you get to take a guest? Would you bring Timdog?"

"Shut the fuck up, go lie down"

"HAHAHAHA Do you think they'd let him in?"

......

"I dunno man.."

"You're a fuckin' mug!"

"Nah dog, be real, there's like 800 n****rs with swingin' dicks in the motherfucker, only gonna be
about 8 or 9 white boys"

"HAHA!!"

:/

"You hear that Timdog?"

"I AIN'T GOIN' to no shit called the 'BIG DICK AWARDS' that got 800 big dicks,
that AIN'T MY KINDA PARTY! YOU GET ME!"

"AAAAAAHAHAHA!"

"YOU WOULDN'T GET IN ANYWAY MOTHERFUCKER!"

:D

"STUPID N****R!"